Let's play a game

How about you give me your number.

and then I'll give you mine.

and then we can text one another back and forth.

maybe if you were up to it i can call you one of these days when you weren't doing anything and we can talk for hours talking about anything.

so

how about it?

Only in Dreams

So lately I've been having celebrity cameos appear in my dreams this week.

One dream I was back in New York and at some party and I was chatting it up with Parker Posey.



In the second dream I was in Dodger Stadium but I was wearing my Baltimore Orioles hat. All of a sudden Dodger Stadium transforms into this giant boat with a huge hologram screen in the middle. The boat was being led by Lakers point guard Derek Fisher.



WHAT...THE...FUCK.

UGH

dang on demand doesn't work.

now I'm stuck in decided on what to do:

1. Be creative and win the hearts of everyone that I oh so long for

or.

2. Destroy precious brain cells by playing video games.

On Demand

stuck on a Friday night. watching the 40 year old Virgin.

i probably have seen this movie a million times.

just wasting some time until my On Demand on my cable box will work

so i can watch Hunger.

and just avoid driving and sitting in some art house theatre.

LA can be pretty boring. when theres absolutely nothing to do. or when everything can pretty much just be found in your home.

paul rudd is hilarious.

update:
i still like that woman.

No one will read this (Part II)

but I'll just say it anyway.

i really like this woman but i wonder if she likes me.

No one will read this

but ill say it anyway.

i want a woman who will appreciate me and the plaid shirt that I borrowed from one of my best friends.

Dreamsicle

so I've been having this recurrent dream as of late:

Last week I dreamed of taking notes for this history class and this one science class that were combined as one big class.

Today I had a dream were I took the test from that specific lecture BUT in reality it was a nightmare because the test was 10 PAGES LONG + Essay (front and back). that's not a test!

I can only hope that during my next dream I passed the test because I totally woke up cause I couldn't take it anymore.

Its Saturday Night

Why do I always go weak in the knees when attractive female cake decorators make cupcakes? And to make matters worse during the cupcake making process they mess up and act all goofy during it. Sure enough like all good endings, they recover rather beautifully. Damn you Ace of Cakes and your Saturday night marathon. I don't think I can watch this show any longer. The cute factor is off the fucking charts.