Wishes Part I

1. Somehow get on live television. Say something really stupid. Follow that up with a "HOLLA" that lasts a good 10 seconds.

2. Have lunch with Rick Ross

3. Have a popular blog which in return leads to two book deals/TV shows/cover story for a major metropolitan (cough NEW YORK cough) magazine.

4. Attend the BET awards/after party.

5. 2 Season seats to Dodger Stadium (forevs)

6. Interview Chris Martin and Bono in the same room.

7. Perfect the chicken quesdilla.

8. Win a Pulitzer. Say "Holla" during the ceremony.

9. Throw a 90 mph fastball or have the ability to sink a medium ranged jump shot. Proceed to garner a undeserved big money contract. Soon after retirement successful run a chain of fast food restaurants which prolongs by delusions of grandeur as a former athlete.

10. Own a Coca Cola factory.

Dear Self

Why are you watching a lot of reality shows?

I really want to be on the Are you smarter than a 5th grader game show.

Heroes Part I

Oh Double Lordy

I think I like the new Coldplay album

UGHHHHH.

In other news, I learned something new today

Gift Receipts.

Supposedly they're receipts that you include in gifts so the person that receives the gift will know how much you care.

I think thats what it is.

Geez. I might be wrong.

Whatevers.

So like.

"Dude, thanks for the $10 dollar Coldplay record."

Oh Lordy

1 Lil Wayne ticket @ the Hollywood House of Blues = $67.50

Damn Weezy.

Damn.

A Letter

Dear Los Angeles Lakers,

You guys are awesome. No doubt. My love for the team is so strong that I even parade around public wearing a bright gold hat with your insignia on it. I was just wondering though...can you please stop having games that put me on the brink of a nervous breakdown.

Your #1 fan,
John

Just a thought

Why do horror films nowadays have the word "THE" as the first word in the title.

A few examples: The Ring, The Eye, The Grudge, The Shining.

What makes "THE" so scary. So ominous really?

It got me thinking.

Coming Summer 2009.

THE PIZZA.

Wow.

Scary huh?