Monday, July 13, 2009

The pains

Why is it a pain trying to find someone to take to the pains of being pure at heart show?


Sunday, July 12, 2009

It Makes No Difference

Rick Danko is making my Sunday feel a bit better. Garth's sax solo always floors me.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

I'm tired

of getting flaked on.

Monday, July 6, 2009

John Takes Exception #1 - Jim Jarmusch's Hair


Dear Jim Jarmusch's Hair,

Now I've only see two films of your owner, Jim Jarmusch. I thought the movie with the vignettes, Coffee and Cigarettes was pretty good but I thought the film Broken Flowers was very overrated. I've also seen Mr. Jarmusch's appearance on Fishing With John and while he didn't catch any fish, his chemistry with Mr. Lurie, a friend of his, was excellent.

My friends keep telling me to watch more of Mr. Jarmusch's films but I haven't had the time really. And if i did , it would be difficult for me because in reality i think his films are "pretentious elist cockamammy films." I know I know you might be angry but really I don't take exception to his films but rather you, the hair of Jim Jarmusch.

First off, its a stark white and seems almost too daper. Too regal. Is gell involved? When Jim gets out of bed are you that perfect when he looks in the mirror and brushes his teeth. I know the effect that hair has on women so I can only imagine its power on those that inhabit the lovely city of New York, New York. Was Cate Blanchett impressed by you? Was Tilda Swinton impressed by you? Were you the one that convinced Bill Murray to sign on for Broken Flowers? If so I'm envious, except for the last part.

If it were technologically possible, [Face/Off gadgetry perhaps] that I were able to switch hair with Jim and sport you, Mr. Jim Jarmusch hair..I don't think it would look good on me. And that is why I take exception to you.

Please write back but I know it would be impossible. Not even Nic Cage, with John Travolta mannerisms, could help.


A New Feature - John Takes Exception

In an effort to become a mega star in the blogging world, I've decided that the only way to do it is to create a captivating feature that will not only garner much attention around the world but also make me extremely popular.

Now for the many that know me, its safe to say that I'm a very that's not it. Let me start again, now for the many that know me, its safe to say that everyone knows that i enjoy the art of complaining. He/She/It/ whatever, I like to complain.

What that said. Welcome to the very first day of "John Takes Exception" were I'll highlight a specific person/thing/place/event and give you my "an adverse criticism" for it.

Take Care.

Friday, July 3, 2009


why is everyone in a relationship?

oh yeah its summer.

Thanks 500 Days Of Summer.